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Being a softie is a good thing.
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Cush and enjoy the ride.
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Walk softly and hum a gentle tune.
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On everyone a little rain must fall.
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Some things are worth orgling about.
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Share the fiber of your life - more will grow.
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When you get upset, run to someone you trust.
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Never lose the spring in your step.
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Everyone is relative.
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Don't base judgments on color; it's what is inside that counts.
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Spit happens - but not often.
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Two's company, three's a herd.
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Personality completes the package.
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Dense, good / Stupid, bad.
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Good breeding shows.
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Keep your butt covered or it'll burn.
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If you don't focus on the patches of manure, all you'll see are green pastures.
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Tease with love in mind.
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A good mate takes considerable thought.
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Not every man is a stud.
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When trouble comes, run the other way.
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Sometimes all you can do is follow the butt in front of you.
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Everyone has a little crimp; it's the degree that makes you fine.
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Friendship is the fiber of life; strong, soft, colorful, and long lasting.
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Everyone gets manure: it's what you do with it that counts.
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When life gets you down, hang out in the pasture.
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When a guy gets fresh, spit him off.
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Always wear alpaca.